The princess rides to the skatepark
The princess rides to the skate park, she has powers. Did she bring a board? Gosh no, you don't think she can magic up the most amazing board with a few incantations and a whizz of her wand? Of course she can. She'll leave her large duck person in a shady spot under the tree and get some serious altitude on the curvy cement bits.
When your mushy-munchy-future-pro takes to the up down ramps make sure they look the part. Get this shirt and you are guaranteed a shout out in their 2040 skater of the year video. Maybe they'll even sling you a few bucks!?