Sun moon wrestle time
Before matchbox cars, slime that farts when you push it into a cup or tin whistles the only thing children could do was to get their sunnies on and watch the lightshow in the sky created by the wrestle of all wrestles. Every evening at 5pm and every morning at 5am these two forces of nature did battle for the skies. We never see this anymore as the sky is filled with various radio waves from adults watching cooking shows, however it still takes place.
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